UNPLUGGED

If you grew up in the 50's, 60's, or 70's and are still alive, congratulations. Your mother probably drank, smoke, took aspirin, ate peanuts, ham and soft cheeses. She wasn't tested for diabetes and didn't have a sonogram. Your crib and nursery were likely coated with lead paint and you slept on your stomach.  You rode in a car without a child restraining seat and your home wasn't childproofed.

You are lucky.  I hope you've been buying lottery tickets.